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C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Bodyguards

May20

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Secret Service Agents)

#10 Kato (The Green Hornet – TV)
#9 Brock Samson (The Venture Bros. – TV)#8 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons – TV)#7 Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool – 2005)#6 Frank Farmer (The Bodyguard – 1992)#5 Oddjob (Goldfinger – 1964)#4 Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe)#3 Punjab (Annie – 1982)#2 Irona (Richie Rich – TV)#1 The Terminator (Terminator 2: Judgment Day – 1991)Honorable Mention: Mr. Stamper (Tomorrow Never Dies – 1997), Random Task (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery – 1997), Sycho Sid (WWF), Bam Neely (ECW), Matt Parkman (Heroes – TV), Gamorreans (Return of the Jedi – 1983), Sal Minella (Muppets), John Creasy (Man on Fire – 2004), Jericho Cane (End of Days – 1999), Sean Armstrong (Mr. Nanny – 1993), Lt. Shane Wolfe (The Pacifier – 2005), Sonny Chiba (Karate Kiba – 1976), Drillbit Taylor (Drillbit Taylor – 2008), Willow Ufgood (Willow – 1988), Buttons McBoomBoom (C.O.P.S. – TV), Frank Martin (Transporter 2 – 2005), Cheech (Bullets Over Broadway – 1994), GizmoDuck (DuckTales – TV), Bryan Mills (Taken – 2008)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Architects

May14

#10 Sam Baldwin (Sleepless in Seattle – 1993)#9 Peter Mitchell (Three Men and a Baby – 1987)#8 Ivo Shandor (Ghostbusters – 1984)#7 Arlo Pear (Moving – 1988)#6 Architect Doozer (Fraggle Rock – TV)#5 Doug Roberts (The Towering Inferno – 1974)#4 Tucker & Pat Healy (There’s Something About Mary – 1998)#3 Art Vandelay (Seinfeld – TV)#2 Mike Brady (The Brady Bunch – TV)#1 Paul Kersey (Death Wish – 1974)Honorable Mention: Martin Daniels (Clifford – 1994), David Murphy (Indecent Proposal – 1993), Michael Newman (Click – 2006), Newton Davis (HouseSitter – 1992), Flipper Purify (Jungle Fever – 1991), Steven M. Kovacs (The Cable Guy – 1996), Ryan Atwood (The O.C. – TV), George Bailey (It’s a Wonderful Life – 1946), Erik (Le Fantôme de l’Opéra by Gaston Leroux), Grapple (Transformers), Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother – TV), Howard Roark (The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand), John Baxter (Don’t Look Now – 1973), Will Francis (Breaking and Entering – 2006), Sandy (Breaking and Entering – 2006), Alex Wyler (The Lake House – 2006), Alex Whitman (Fools Rush In – 1997), Matt Saunders (My Super Ex-Girlfriend – 2006), Dad (Zathura: A Space Adventure – 2005), Stourley Kracklite (The Belly of an Architect – 1987), Melanie Parker (One Fine Day – 1996), Carl Peterson (You, Me and Dupree – 2006), Davis aka Juror #8 (12 Angry Men – 1957), David Vincent (The Invaders – TV), Cotterpin Doozer (Fraggle Rock – TV), Vincent Eastman (Intersection – 1994), Peter Ibbetson (Peter Ibbetson – 1935), Walter Craig (Dead of Night – 1945), Hjalmar Poelzig (The Black Cat – 1934), Larry Coe (Strangers When We Meet – 1960), George Monroe (Life as a House – 2001), Brian Kelly (Something New – 2006), Rebecca Douglas (The Shaggy Dog – 2006), Jonathan Rivers (White Noise – 2005), Daniel (Love Actually – 2003), Beth Stanfield (Firewall – 2006), Annie Banks-MacKenzie (Father of the Bride Part II – 1995), Miranda Hillard (Mrs. Doubtfire 1993), Leo Waters (The Architect – 2006), Frank Fowler (In the Bedroom – 2001), David (Hannah and Her Sisters is a 1986), Peter “Pete” Dunville (Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place – TV), Mark Wallace (Two for the Road – 1967), Miles Harding (Electric Dreams – 1984), Amy Benic (At First Sight – 1999), Sebastian Cobb (The Simpsons – TV), Mark Brendanawicz (Parks and Recreation – TV)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Mayors

May13

#10 Mayor Lenny (Ghostbusters – 1984)#9 Mayor of Munchkin City (The Wizard of Oz – 1939)#8 Mayor Goldie Wilson (Back to the Future – 1985)

#7 Mayor Larry Vaughn (Jaws – 1975)#6 Mayor McCheese (McDonald’s)#5 The Mayor (Tom Goes to the Mayor – TV)#4 Mayor Thomas “Tommy” Carcetti (The Wire – TV)#3 Mayor Adam West (Family Guy – TV)#2 Mayor Randall Winston (Spin City – TV)#1 Mayor Quimby (The Simpsons – TV)Honorable Mention: Chester Wanamaker (Newhart – TV), Mayor Linseed (Batman – TV), Mayor Clarence V. Royce (The Wire – TV), Mayor McDaniels (South Park – TV), Mayor Lucy Rodell (Friday Night Lights – TV), Mayor Wilkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer – TV), Mayor Ned McDodd (Horton Hears a Who! – 2008), Mayor Deebs (Roxanne – 1987), William Borg (Batman – 1989), Mayor Scott R. Pitcher (Mystery, Alaska – 1999), Mayor Ernie Cole (The Majestic – 2001), Mayor of Halloween Town (Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas – 1993), Mayor Barclay (Funny Farm – 1988), Mike Haggar (Final Fight – Video Game), Holling Vincoeur (Northern Exposure – TV), Jean Valjean (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), Sean “The Mayor” Casey (Cincinnati Reds), Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer (Futurama – TV), Mayor of the Altered State of Drugachusettes (Mr. Show – TV), Mayor Thaddeus Twiddlebug (Sesame Street – TV)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Animated/Books/Games

May12

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Animated/Books)


#10 George (Rampage – Arcade Game – 1986)

#9 Ape (George of the Jungle – TV)#8 Thrilla Gorilla (T&C Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage – NES – 1988)#7 Igoo (Herculoids – TV)#6 Bananas Gorilla (The Busy World of Richard Scarry by Richard Scarry)#5 Bogey Orangutan (Shirt Tales – TV)#4 Louie (TaleSpin – TV)#3 Magilla Gorilla (The Magilla Gorilla Show – TV)#2 Grape Ape (The Great Grape Ape Show – TV)#1 Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong Video Games)Honorable Mention: King Louie (The Jungle Book – 1967), Bongo (Who Framed Roger Rabbit – 1988)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Puppets/Live Action

May12

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Animated/Books/Games)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Animated/Books)

#10 Sidney (The Incredible Shrinking Woman – 1981)
#9 Mighty Joe Young (Mighty Joe Young – 1949)#8 Thelonius (Babe: Pig in the City – 1998)#7 Bingo (The Banana Splits Adventure Hour – TV)#6 Dr. Zaius (Planet of the Apes – 1968)#5 Goriddle Gorilla (The Great Space Coaster – TV)#4 Dunston (Dunston Checks In – 1996)#3 Fatz Geronimo (The Rock-afire Explosion)#2 King Kong (King Kong – 1933)#1 Clyde (Every Which Way But Loose – 1978)Honorable Mention: Buddy (Buddy – 1997), The Invisible Gorilla (Follow That Bird – 1985), Suzanne (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back – 2001), Groove Tube Gorilla (The Groove Tube – 1974), Mofo the Psychic Gorilla (Penn & Teller)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Animated/Books

May12

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Animated/Books/Games)


#10 Abu (Aladdin – 1992)

#9 Julius the Monkey (Paul Frank)#8 Boots (Dora the Explorer – TV)#7 Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls – TV)#6 Phonics Monkey (South Park – TV)#5 Mojo (The Simpsons – TV)#4 Guenter (Futurama – TV)#3 Evil Monkey (Family Guy – TV)#2 Mr. Teeny (The Simpsons – TV)#1 Curious George (Curious George Series by H.A. Rey & M. Rey)Honorable Mention: Chee-Chee (Doctor Dolittle by Hugh Lofting), Herr Nilsson (Pippi Longstocking’s Series by Astrid Lindgren), Chim-Chim (Speed Racer – TV), Blip (Space Ghost – TV), Jake Spidermonkey (My Gym Partner’s a Monkey – TV), Lazlo (Camp Lazlo – TV), Ham III/Luna/Titan (Space Chimps – 2008), Barrel of Monkeys (Toy Story – 1995), Rafiki (The Lion King – 1994), Monkeybone (Monkeybone – 2001), Mason & Phil (Madagascar – 2005), Furious George (The Simpsons – TV)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Puppets/Live Action

May12

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Animated/Books)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Animated/Books/Games)


#10 Nikko (The Wizard of Oz – 1939)
#9 Klaus (”Sprockets” – SNL)#8 Jack (MVP: Most Valuable Primate – 2000)#7 Marcel (Friends – TV)#6 Bear (B. J. and the Bear – TV)#5 Ed (Ed – 1996)#4 Monkey (Grandma’s Boy – 2006)#3 Mr. Peepers (SNL – TV)#2 Virgil (Project X – 1987)#1 Lancelot Link (Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp – TV)Honorable Mention: Bluebeard/Goliath (Project X – 1987), Mata Hairi/Baron von Butcher/Dragon Lady (Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp – TV), Bathroom Monkey (SNL – TV), Dr. Baloney (Mr. Show – TV), Livingstone (Delicatessen – 1991), Dexter (Night at the Museum – 2006), Dodger (Monkey Trouble – 1994), Spike (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – 1994), Tug/Bob/Easy/Zootie (Babe: Pig in the City – 1998), Elijah (Being John Malkovich – 1999), Zira & Cornelius (Planet of the Apes – 1968), Monchhichis (Mattel), Pepi (Yano Man Toys), Rosco 1138 (The Lawnmower Man – 1992), Bonzo (Bedtime for Bonzo – 1951), Ulysses (RocketMan – 1997), Adam (Ark II – TV)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional One-Eyed People / Creatures

May11

#10 Aughra (The Dark Crystal – 1982)#9 Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate aka B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens – 2009)#8 Gypsy (Mystery Science Theater 3000 – TV)

#7 The Stygian Witches (Clash of the Titans – 1981)
#6 Muno (Yo Gabba Gabba! – TV)#5 Turanga Leela (Futurama – TV)#4 Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc. – 2001)#3 One-Eyed Willy (The Goonies – 1985)
#2 Kang & Kodos (The Simpsons – TV)#1 Snake Plissken (Escape from New York – 1981)Honorable Mention: Polyphemus (Odyssey by Homer), Arges/Brontes/Steropes (Theogony by Hesiod), The Cyclops (Greek / Roman Mythology), Gaffer (The Muppet Show – TV), Captain Jolly Roger (Pittsburgh Pirates), The Graeae (Greek Mythology), One-Eyed Jack (Muppet Treasure Island – 1996), One-Eyed Midget (The Muppet Movie – 1979), Dalek Sec (Doctor Who – TV), Oakland Raiders’ Pirate (Oakland Raiders), Ron Jeremy’s Dick (One-Eyed Monster – 2008), Little One Eye (One-Eye, Two-Eyes, and Three-Eyes by The Brothers Grimm), Agent Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch – 2002), The Borg (Star Trek), Captain Ron (Captain Ron – 1992), Mr. Purple People Eater (”The Purple People Eater” by Sheb Wooley), Gabriel Marie (The City of Lost Children – 1994), The Cyclops (The City of Lost Children – 1994), Fist Face/Oculus Orbus/Lock Lips/Aargh/Horn Head (Madballs), Alpha Centauri (Doctor Who – TV), The Bag (My Stepmother Is An Alien – 1988)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Pigs

May8

#10 Plopper aka Spider-Pig aka Harry Plopper (The Simpsons Movie – 2007)#9 The Griswolds (National Lampoon’s European Vacation – 1985)#8 Piglet (Winnie-the-Pooh Series by A. A. Milne)#7 Wilbur (Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White)

#6 Flying Pig (The Kids in the Hall – TV)#5 Vance The Pig (Big Top Pee-wee – 1988)#4 Hamm (Toy Story Series)#3 Babe (Babe – 1995)#2 Porky Pig (Looney Tunes)#1 Pigs in Space (The Muppet Show – TV)Honorable Mention: Mitch The Diving Pig (King of the Hill – TV), ManBearPig (South Park – TV), Runt of the Litter (Chicken Little – 2005), Three Little Pigs (Three Little Pigs – Disney – 1933), Spanky Ham (Drawn Together – TV), Gordy (Gordy – 1995), Gub-Gub (Doctor Dolittle Series by Hugh Lofting), Old Major (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Napoleon (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Snowball (Animal Farm by George Orwell), Orson (Garfield and Friends – TV), Bobby (Deliverance – 1972), Piggy (Lord of the Flies – 1990), Okkoto (Princess Mononoke – 1997), Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Arnold Ziffel (Green Acres – TV), Sir Oinksalot (The Simpsons – TV), Fluffy (South Park – TV), Pumbaa (The Lion King Series), Piggly Wiggly Pig (Piggly Wiggly), Mort, Gort and Wart (Garfield and Friends – TV), This Little Piggy (This Little Piggy – nursery rhyme), Hamton J. Pig (Tiny Toon Adventures – TV), Petunia Pig (Looney Tunes), Treat Heart Pig (Care Bear), Inflatable Pink Floyd Pigs (Pink Floyd), Miss Pigathius “Piggy” Lee (Muppets)

C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Orphans – Books/Animated/Games

May7

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Orphans – TV/Movies)

#10 Bamm-Bamm Rubble (The Flintstones – TV)
#9 Kit Cloudkicker (TaleSpin – TV)#8 Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold! – TV)#7 Harry James Potter (Harry Potter Series)#6 Cinderella (Cinderella – 1950)#5 Penny (The Rescuers – 1977)#4 Turanga Leela (Futurama – TV)#3 Patches & Poor Violet (The Simpsons – TV)#2 Huey & Riley Freeman (The Boondocks – TV)#1 Alvin/Simon/Theodore (Alvin and the Chipmunks – TV)Honorable Mention: Armin Tamzarian (The Simpsons – TV), Link (The Legend of Zelda – NES), Gosalyn Mallard (Darkwing Duck – TV), Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch – 2002), Heffer Wolfe (Rocko’s Modern Life – TV), Samus Aran (Metroid – NES), Annie (Little Orphan Annie – Comics), Mowgli (The Jungle Book – 1967), Tarzan (Tarzan of the Apes – Book), Oliver Twist (Oliver Twist – Book), Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables – Book), Madeline (Madeline – Book), The Chipettes (Alvin and the Chipmunks – TV), Violet/Klaus/Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?), Sheena (Sheena, Queen of the Jungle), Pepe (The Simpsons – TV)

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