#10 Roger “Elizabeth” De Bris (The Producers – 1968)
#9 Malcolm “Big Momma” Turner (Big Momma’s House – 2000)
#8 Terry Griffith (Just One of the Guys – 1985)
#7 Hansel “Hedwig” Schmidt (Hedwig and the Angry Inch – 2001)
#6 Norman Bates (Psycho – 1960)
#5 Kip “Buffy ” Wilson / Henry “Hildegarde” Desmond (Bosom Buddies – TV)
#4 Yentl “Anshel” Mendel (Yentl – 1983)
#3 Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger (M*A*S*H – TV)
#2 Michael “Dorothy Michaels” Dorsey (Tootsie – 1982)
#1 Dr. Frank-N-Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show – 1975) Honorable Mention: Roberta Muldoon (The World According to Garp – 1982), Noxeema Jackson (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar – 1995), Vida Bohemme (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar – 1995), Chi-Chi Rodriguez (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar – 1995), Glen / “Glenda” (Glen or Glenda – 1953), Anthony “Mitzi Del Bra” Belrose (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert – 1994), Adam “Felicia Jollygoodfellow” Whitely (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert – 1994), Daniel “Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire” Hillard (Mrs. Doubtfire – 1993), Albert Goldman (The Birdcage – 1996), Jamal Jefferies / Juwanna Mann (Juwanna Mann – 2002), Dave/Daisy (Sorority Boys – 2002), Adam/Adina (Sorority Boys – 2002), Doofer/Roberta (Sorority Boys – 2002), Kevin “Brittany Wilson” Copeland (White Chicks – 2004), Marcus Anthony “Tiffany Wilson” Copeland II (White Chicks – 2004), Rusty (Flawless – 1999), Joe / “Josephine” (Some Like It Hot – 1959), Jerry / “Daphne” (Some Like It Hot – 1959), Matthew / “Martha” (Ladybugs – 1992), Charlie McManus (Nuns on the Run – 1990), Brian Hop (Nuns on the Run – 1990), Song Liling (M. Butterfly – 1988), Ludovic Fabre (Ma Vie En Rose – 1997), Tobias “Mrs. Featherbottom” Fünke (Arrested Development – TV), Phil Petrillo (Golden Girls – TV), Steve Carey (The Drew Carey Show – TV), Charles “Helena Handbasket” Bing (Friends – TV), Antonia Sloviak (Wonder Boys – 2000), Viola / “Sebastian Hastings” (She’s the Man – 2006), Victoria Grant / “Count Victor Grezinski” (Victor Victoria – 1982), Sabrina ‘Bree’ Osbourne / Stanley Schupak (Transamerica – 2005), Fa Mulan (Mulan – 1998), Thomas Kent / “Viola De Lesseps” (Shakespeare in Love – 1998), Viola / “Cesario” (Twelfth Night), Lisa Simpson / “Jake Boyman” (The Simpsons – TV), Sylvia Scarlett (Sylvia Scarlett – 1935), Dil (The Crying Game – 1992)

#10 Judge Henry X. Harper (Miracle on 34th Street – 1947) #9 Judge Amy Madison Gray (Judging Amy – TV) #8 Judge Reinhold (Mock Trial with J. Reinhold / Arrested Development – TV) #7 Judge Mentok the Mind-Taker (Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law – TV) #6 Judge Chamberlain Haller (My Cousin Vinny – 1992) #5 Judge Roy Snyder (The Simpsons – TV) #4 Judge Hank “The Hangman” BMW (Idiocracy – 2006) #3 Judge Clark Brown (Boston Legal – TV) #2 Judge Elihu Smails (Caddyshack – 1980) #1 Judge Harold T. “Harry” Stone (Night Court – TV) Honorable Mention: Judge Constance Harm (The Simpsons – TV), Judge Muntz (The Simpsons – TV), Judge Margaret Barry (Law & Order – TV), Judge Lisa Pongracic (Law & Order – TV), Judge Zoey Hiller (The Practive – TV), Judge Roberta Kittleson (The Practive – TV), Judge Joe Dredd (Judge Dredd – 1995), Judge Fudge (Drawn Together – TV), King of Hearts (Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll), Inquisitor (Doctor Who – TV), Judge Turpin (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street – 2007), Judge Henry Bone (Picket Fences – TV), Judge Ling Woo (Ally McBeal – TV), Judge Nelson Biederman III (Let’s Go to Prison – 2006), Judge Eva Fwae Wun (Let’s Go to Prison – 2006), Judge (Family Guy – TV), Judge Ron Whitey (Futurama – TV), Computer Judge (Futurama – TV), Judge John Taylor (To Kill a Mockingbird – 1962), , The Honorable Marina R. Bickford (Legally Blonde – 2001), Judge Marinacci (Rounders – 1998), Judge Abe Petrovsky (Rounders – 1998), Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame – 1996), Judge Walter Burns (Mystery, Alaska – 1999)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Conjoined Twins/Polycephalys – Live Action/Puppets)

#10 Zak & Wheezie (Dragon Tales – TV) #9 Boola the Giant (Popeye the Sailor Meets Sinbad the Sailor) #8 Fluffy (Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – J. K. Rowling) #7 Cat and Dog (CatDog – TV) #6 Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams) #5 Two-Bad (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe – TV) #4 Headbanger (Toxic Crusaders – TV) #3 Charles and Mambo Duckman (Duckman – TV) #2 Christopher “Chip” Anthony and Biff Quinn Oblong (The Oblongs – TV) #1 Clevemire/Quagland (Family Guy – TV) Honorable Mention: Three-Headed Threep (Beany & Cecil), Hydra (Hercules – 1997), Homer & Monty (The Simpsons – TV), Double-Header (The Great Piggy Bank Robbery – 1946), Double-Header (X-Men from Earth-9997), Nurse Gollum (South Park – TV), Luigi and Angelo Capello (Pudd’nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins – Mark Twain), Rose and Ruby Darlen (The Girls – Lori Lansens), Nora and Blanche Olney (Half Life – Shelley Jackson), Noah and the Secret Twin (The Secret Twin – Denise Gosliner Orenstein), Molly and Faye (A Cabinet of Wonders – Renee Dodd), Barry and Tom (Brothers of the Head – Brian W. Aldiss), Eliza and Elyza Stitch (Courage the Cowardly Dog – TV), Lernaean Hydra (Greek Mythology), Double-Headed Eagle, Joe-Jim (Orphans of the Sky – Robert A. Heinlein), The Troigs (Star Wars), Doduo/Dodrio/Girafarig (Pokémon), Cerberus (Mythology)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Conjoined Twins/Polycephalys – Cartoons/Books/Etc)

#10 Ernie & Julie (Freaked – 1993)
#9 Pim and Ploy (Alone – 2007) #8 Blake and Francis Falls (Twin Falls Idaho – 1999) #7 Ping & Jing (Big Fish – 2003) #6 Tom and Barry Howe (Brothers of the Head – 2005) #5 Three-Headed Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail – 1975) #4 Bob and Walt Tenor (Stuck On You – 2003) #3 Dr. Maxwell Kirshner & Jack Moss (The Thing with Two Heads – 1972) #2 The Octopus (The City of Lost Children – 1995) #1 Horn & Hardart The Two-Headed Monster (Muppets – TV) Honorable Mention: Duane and Belial Bradley (Basket Case – 1983), Jenny and Julie (Bones – TV), Danielle Breton and Dominique Blanchion (Sisters – 1973), Amber and Dhara (Amber Dhara – TV), Heisei Ghidorah (Godzilla)

#9 Jack Manfred (Croupier – 1998)#8 Mike McDermott (Rounders – 1998)#7 Dan Mahowny (Owning Mahowny – 2003)#6 Michael “Lucky” Linkletter (Lucky – TV)#5 Harry “The Hat” Gittes (Cheers – TV)#4 Bernie Lootz (The Cooler – 2003)#3 Teddy KGB (Rounders – 1998)

#2 Dogs Playing Poker (C. M. Coolidge)#1 Raymond Babbitt (Rain Man – 1988)Honorable Mention: Lester “Worm” Murphy (Rounders – 1998), Joey Knish (Rounders – 1998), Mrs. Annabelle Bransford (Maverick – 1994), Bret Maverick (Maverick – TV), Tommy Korman (Honeymoon in Vegas – 1992), Jack Singer (Honeymoon in Vegas – 1992), Eric “The Kid” Stoner (The Cincinnati Kid – 1965), Axel Freed (The Gambler – 1974 film), Brady Hawkes (The Gambler – TV), Luke Jackson (Cool Hand Luke – 1967), James Bond (Casino Royale – 2006/1967), Sally Matthews (Atlantic City – 1980), Oscar Hopkins (Oscar and Lucinda – 1997), Lucinda Leplastrier (Oscar and Lucinda – 1997), Homer Simpson (The Simpsons – TV), Fat Tony (The Simpsons – TV), Clark Griswold (National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation – 1997), Marty (National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation – 1997), Michael Corben (If Looks Could Kill – 1991) , Augustus Steranko (If Looks Could Kill – 1991), Sydney (Sydney – 1996), John (Sydney – 1996), Marge Simpson (The Simpsons – TV), Oscar Madison (The Odd Couple – TV)

#10 Master Wong (Balls of Fury – 2007)#9 Blinkin (Robin Hood: Men in Tights – 1993)#8 Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman – 1992)#7 Daredevil (Marvel Comics)#6 Wally Karue (See No Evil, Hear No Evil – 1989)#5 Erwin ‘Whistler’ Emory (Sneakers – 1992)#4 Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (The Boondocks – TV)#3 Tommy Walker (Tommy – 1975)#2 Quincy Magoo (Mr. Magoo – TV)#1 Geordi La Forge (Star Trek: The Next Generation – TV)Honorable Mention: Three Blind Mice (Nursery Rhyme/Shrek), The Stygian Witches (Clash of the Titans – 1981), Diana Adams (Mask – 1995), Jake Malinak (Becker – TV), Detective Jim Dunbar (Blind Justice – TV), Virgil Adamson (At First Sight – 1999), Master Po (Kung Foo – TV), Eugene Rivera (OZ – TV), Tiresias (Greek Mythology), Paul Atreides (Dune), Carlos Solis (Desperate Housewives – TV), Detective Chief Inspector Ross Tanner (Second Sight – TV), Nick Parker (Blind Fury – 1989), Marissa Clark (Early Edition – TV), Susy Hendrix (Wait Until Dark – 1967), Sarah (See No Evil – 1971), Selina D’Arcey (A Patch of Blue – 1965), Martin (Proof – 1991), Reba McClane (Red Dragon), Don Baker (Butterflies Are Free), Alexis Winston (Ice Castles – 1978), Helena Robertson (Jennifer 8 – 1992), Mrs. Loretta Houk (Moving Violations – 1985), Mike Longstreet (Longstreet – 1971), Blind Pew (Muppet Treasure Island – 1996), Maggie Lizer (Arrested Development – TV)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Bodyguards)

#10 Pete Garrison (The Sentinel – 2006)
#9 Jezzie Flannigan (Along Came A Spider – 2001)#8 Sam Simms (First Kid – 1996)#7 James West & Artemus Gordon (Wild Wild West – 1999)#6 Thomas Barnes (Vantage Point – 2008)#5 Jay Killon (Assassination – 1987)#4 Doug Chesnic (Guarding Tess – 1994)#3 Joe Hallenbeck (The Last Boy Scout – 1991)#2 Frank Horrigan (In the Line of Fire – 1993)#1 Duane Stevenson (Dave – 1993)Honorable Mention: Paul Kellerman (Prison Break – TV), Aaron Pierce (24 – TV), Frank Simes (24 – TV), Edward Vossler (24 – TV), Brian Gedge (24 – TV), Nick Spikings (Murder at 1600 – 1997), Nina Chance (Murder at 1600 – 1997), Agent Gibbs (Air Force One – 1997), Tobin Keller (The Interpreter – 2005), Dot Woods (The Interpreter – 2005), Alex Thomas (End Game – 2006), Ben Calder (Chasing Liberty – 2004), Alan Weiss (Chasing Liberty – 2004), Cynthia Morales (Chasing Liberty – 2004), James Lansome (First Daughter – 2004), Simon Donovan (The West Wing – TV), Ron Butterfield (The West Wing – TV), Wesley Davis (The West Wing – TV), Gina Toscano (The West Wing – TV), Barry Allen (Catch Me If You Can – 2002), Jerry (You’re Welcome America – A Final Night with George W. Bush)