#10 California Bulls (1st & Ten)#9 Central High Wildcats (Wildcats)#8 North Dallas Bulls (North Dallas Forty)#7 Dillon Panthers (Friday Night Lights)#6 Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (The Simpsons)#5 Cleveland Indians (Major League)#4 Durham Bulls (Bull Durham)#3 Chico’s Bail Bond’s Bears (The Bad News Bears)#2 Hickory High School Huskers (Hoosiers)#1 Charlestown Chiefs (Slap Shot)Honorable Mention: Hackensack Bulls (Brewster’s Millions),Washington Sentinels (The Replacements), Medfield College (The Absent Minded Professor), Tampico Stogies (Long Gone), Miami Gators (Back to the Future Part II), New York Knights (The Natural), Milwaukee Beers (BASEketball), The New New York Mets (Futurama), Capital City Capitals (The Simpsons), Springfield Isotopes (The Simpsons), Flint Tropics (Semi-Pro), Tree Hill High School Ravens (One Tree Hill), Average Joe’s (Dodgeball), Globo Gym Purple Cobras (Dodgeball), Mystery Eskimos (Mystery, Alaska), The Mighty Ducks (The Mighty Ducks), The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers (The Simpsons), Eastern State University Timberwolves (The Program), Taft Rockets (The Best of Times), West Canaan High School Coyotes (Varsity Blues), Minnesota State Screaming Eagles (Coach), Texas State Armadillos (Necessary Roughness), Mean Machine (The Longest Yard) , South Park Cows (South Park), Mongoose Racing Team (RAD), Rad Racing Team (RAD), Rancho Carne High School Toros (Bring It On), Adams College Atoms (Revenge of the Nerds), Beacon High School Beavers (Teen Wolf), Ampipe Bulldogs (All The Right Moves), Duluth Bulldogs (Leatherheads)

#10 Albert Walter “Sparky” Lyle (innovator of the closer role – and the stach)#9 Harold Abraham McRae (1970′s)#8 Ricky Joe Sweet (pro fro and absurd mustache)#7 Donald Arthur Mattingly#6 Dennis Lee Eckersley#5 Wade Anthony Boggs (Pure Porn)#4 Alan Thomas “Al” Hrabosky#3 Rodney Roy Beck (RIP)#2 Richard Michael “Goose” Gossage#1 Roland Glen “Rollie” FingersHonorable Mention: Ozzie Smith (Padres), Dan Quisenberry (coming in second in the dead reliver stach dash to Beck), Oscar Gamble (companion piece to Sweet), Jason Giambi, Catfish Hunter, Keith Hernandez, Thurman Munson, Joe Morgan, Robin Yount, Reggie Jackson, Dave Winfield, Jim Rice, Billy Martin, Dick Williams, Sal Fasano