(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Conjoined Twins/Polycephalys – Cartoons/Books/Etc)

#10 Ernie & Julie (Freaked – 1993)
#9 Pim and Ploy (Alone – 2007) #8 Blake and Francis Falls (Twin Falls Idaho – 1999) #7 Ping & Jing (Big Fish – 2003) #6 Tom and Barry Howe (Brothers of the Head – 2005) #5 Three-Headed Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail – 1975) #4 Bob and Walt Tenor (Stuck On You – 2003) #3 Dr. Maxwell Kirshner & Jack Moss (The Thing with Two Heads – 1972) #2 The Octopus (The City of Lost Children – 1995) #1 Horn & Hardart The Two-Headed Monster (Muppets – TV) Honorable Mention: Duane and Belial Bradley (Basket Case – 1983), Jenny and Julie (Bones – TV), Danielle Breton and Dominique Blanchion (Sisters – 1973), Amber and Dhara (Amber Dhara – TV), Heisei Ghidorah (Godzilla)

#9 Jack Manfred (Croupier – 1998)#8 Mike McDermott (Rounders – 1998)#7 Dan Mahowny (Owning Mahowny – 2003)#6 Michael “Lucky” Linkletter (Lucky – TV)#5 Harry “The Hat” Gittes (Cheers – TV)#4 Bernie Lootz (The Cooler – 2003)#3 Teddy KGB (Rounders – 1998)

#2 Dogs Playing Poker (C. M. Coolidge)#1 Raymond Babbitt (Rain Man – 1988)Honorable Mention: Lester “Worm” Murphy (Rounders – 1998), Joey Knish (Rounders – 1998), Mrs. Annabelle Bransford (Maverick – 1994), Bret Maverick (Maverick – TV), Tommy Korman (Honeymoon in Vegas – 1992), Jack Singer (Honeymoon in Vegas – 1992), Eric “The Kid” Stoner (The Cincinnati Kid – 1965), Axel Freed (The Gambler – 1974 film), Brady Hawkes (The Gambler – TV), Luke Jackson (Cool Hand Luke – 1967), James Bond (Casino Royale – 2006/1967), Sally Matthews (Atlantic City – 1980), Oscar Hopkins (Oscar and Lucinda – 1997), Lucinda Leplastrier (Oscar and Lucinda – 1997), Homer Simpson (The Simpsons – TV), Fat Tony (The Simpsons – TV), Clark Griswold (National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation – 1997), Marty (National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation – 1997), Michael Corben (If Looks Could Kill – 1991) , Augustus Steranko (If Looks Could Kill – 1991), Sydney (Sydney – 1996), John (Sydney – 1996), Marge Simpson (The Simpsons – TV), Oscar Madison (The Odd Couple – TV)

#10 Master Wong (Balls of Fury – 2007)#9 Blinkin (Robin Hood: Men in Tights – 1993)#8 Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman – 1992)#7 Daredevil (Marvel Comics)#6 Wally Karue (See No Evil, Hear No Evil – 1989)#5 Erwin ‘Whistler’ Emory (Sneakers – 1992)#4 Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (The Boondocks – TV)#3 Tommy Walker (Tommy – 1975)#2 Quincy Magoo (Mr. Magoo – TV)#1 Geordi La Forge (Star Trek: The Next Generation – TV)Honorable Mention: Three Blind Mice (Nursery Rhyme/Shrek), The Stygian Witches (Clash of the Titans – 1981), Diana Adams (Mask – 1995), Jake Malinak (Becker – TV), Detective Jim Dunbar (Blind Justice – TV), Virgil Adamson (At First Sight – 1999), Master Po (Kung Foo – TV), Eugene Rivera (OZ – TV), Tiresias (Greek Mythology), Paul Atreides (Dune), Carlos Solis (Desperate Housewives – TV), Detective Chief Inspector Ross Tanner (Second Sight – TV), Nick Parker (Blind Fury – 1989), Marissa Clark (Early Edition – TV), Susy Hendrix (Wait Until Dark – 1967), Sarah (See No Evil – 1971), Selina D’Arcey (A Patch of Blue – 1965), Martin (Proof – 1991), Reba McClane (Red Dragon), Don Baker (Butterflies Are Free), Alexis Winston (Ice Castles – 1978), Helena Robertson (Jennifer 8 – 1992), Mrs. Loretta Houk (Moving Violations – 1985), Mike Longstreet (Longstreet – 1971), Blind Pew (Muppet Treasure Island – 1996), Maggie Lizer (Arrested Development – TV)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Bodyguards)

#10 Pete Garrison (The Sentinel – 2006)
#9 Jezzie Flannigan (Along Came A Spider – 2001)#8 Sam Simms (First Kid – 1996)#7 James West & Artemus Gordon (Wild Wild West – 1999)#6 Thomas Barnes (Vantage Point – 2008)#5 Jay Killon (Assassination – 1987)#4 Doug Chesnic (Guarding Tess – 1994)#3 Joe Hallenbeck (The Last Boy Scout – 1991)#2 Frank Horrigan (In the Line of Fire – 1993)#1 Duane Stevenson (Dave – 1993)Honorable Mention: Paul Kellerman (Prison Break – TV), Aaron Pierce (24 – TV), Frank Simes (24 – TV), Edward Vossler (24 – TV), Brian Gedge (24 – TV), Nick Spikings (Murder at 1600 – 1997), Nina Chance (Murder at 1600 – 1997), Agent Gibbs (Air Force One – 1997), Tobin Keller (The Interpreter – 2005), Dot Woods (The Interpreter – 2005), Alex Thomas (End Game – 2006), Ben Calder (Chasing Liberty – 2004), Alan Weiss (Chasing Liberty – 2004), Cynthia Morales (Chasing Liberty – 2004), James Lansome (First Daughter – 2004), Simon Donovan (The West Wing – TV), Ron Butterfield (The West Wing – TV), Wesley Davis (The West Wing – TV), Gina Toscano (The West Wing – TV), Barry Allen (Catch Me If You Can – 2002), Jerry (You’re Welcome America – A Final Night with George W. Bush)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Secret Service Agents)

#10 Kato (The Green Hornet – TV)
#9 Brock Samson (The Venture Bros. – TV)#8 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons – TV)#7 Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool – 2005)#6 Frank Farmer (The Bodyguard – 1992)#5 Oddjob (Goldfinger – 1964)#4 Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe)#3 Punjab (Annie – 1982)#2 Irona (Richie Rich – TV)#1 The Terminator (Terminator 2: Judgment Day – 1991)Honorable Mention: Mr. Stamper (Tomorrow Never Dies – 1997), Random Task (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery – 1997), Sycho Sid (WWF), Bam Neely (ECW), Matt Parkman (Heroes – TV), Gamorreans (Return of the Jedi – 1983), Sal Minella (Muppets), John Creasy (Man on Fire – 2004), Jericho Cane (End of Days – 1999), Sean Armstrong (Mr. Nanny – 1993), Lt. Shane Wolfe (The Pacifier – 2005), Sonny Chiba (Karate Kiba – 1976), Drillbit Taylor (Drillbit Taylor – 2008), Willow Ufgood (Willow – 1988), Buttons McBoomBoom (C.O.P.S. – TV), Frank Martin (Transporter 2 – 2005), Cheech (Bullets Over Broadway – 1994), GizmoDuck (DuckTales – TV), Bryan Mills (Taken – 2008)

#10 Sam Baldwin (Sleepless in Seattle – 1993)#9 Peter Mitchell (Three Men and a Baby – 1987)#8 Ivo Shandor (Ghostbusters – 1984)#7 Arlo Pear (Moving – 1988)#6 Architect Doozer (Fraggle Rock – TV)#5 Doug Roberts (The Towering Inferno – 1974)#4 Tucker & Pat Healy (There’s Something About Mary – 1998)#3 Art Vandelay (Seinfeld – TV)#2 Mike Brady (The Brady Bunch – TV)#1 Paul Kersey (Death Wish – 1974)Honorable Mention: Martin Daniels (Clifford – 1994), David Murphy (Indecent Proposal – 1993), Michael Newman (Click – 2006), Newton Davis (HouseSitter – 1992), Flipper Purify (Jungle Fever – 1991), Steven M. Kovacs (The Cable Guy – 1996), Ryan Atwood (The O.C. – TV), George Bailey (It’s a Wonderful Life – 1946), Erik (Le Fantôme de l’Opéra by Gaston Leroux), Grapple (Transformers), Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother – TV), Howard Roark (The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand), John Baxter (Don’t Look Now – 1973), Will Francis (Breaking and Entering – 2006), Sandy (Breaking and Entering – 2006), Alex Wyler (The Lake House – 2006), Alex Whitman (Fools Rush In – 1997), Matt Saunders (My Super Ex-Girlfriend – 2006), Dad (Zathura: A Space Adventure – 2005), Stourley Kracklite (The Belly of an Architect – 1987), Melanie Parker (One Fine Day – 1996), Carl Peterson (You, Me and Dupree – 2006), Davis aka Juror #8 (12 Angry Men – 1957), David Vincent (The Invaders – TV), Cotterpin Doozer (Fraggle Rock – TV), Vincent Eastman (Intersection – 1994), Peter Ibbetson (Peter Ibbetson – 1935), Walter Craig (Dead of Night – 1945), Hjalmar Poelzig (The Black Cat – 1934), Larry Coe (Strangers When We Meet – 1960), George Monroe (Life as a House – 2001), Brian Kelly (Something New – 2006), Rebecca Douglas (The Shaggy Dog – 2006), Jonathan Rivers (White Noise – 2005), Daniel (Love Actually – 2003), Beth Stanfield (Firewall – 2006), Annie Banks-MacKenzie (Father of the Bride Part II – 1995), Miranda Hillard (Mrs. Doubtfire 1993), Leo Waters (The Architect – 2006), Frank Fowler (In the Bedroom – 2001), David (Hannah and Her Sisters is a 1986), Peter “Pete” Dunville (Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place – TV), Mark Wallace (Two for the Road – 1967), Miles Harding (Electric Dreams – 1984), Amy Benic (At First Sight – 1999), Sebastian Cobb (The Simpsons – TV), Mark Brendanawicz (Parks and Recreation – TV)

#10 Mayor Lenny (Ghostbusters – 1984)#9 Mayor of Munchkin City (The Wizard of Oz – 1939)#8 Mayor Goldie Wilson (Back to the Future – 1985)

#7 Mayor Larry Vaughn (Jaws – 1975)#6 Mayor McCheese (McDonald’s)#5 The Mayor (Tom Goes to the Mayor – TV)#4 Mayor Thomas “Tommy” Carcetti (The Wire – TV)#3 Mayor Adam West (Family Guy – TV)#2 Mayor Randall Winston (Spin City – TV)#1 Mayor Quimby (The Simpsons – TV)Honorable Mention: Chester Wanamaker (Newhart – TV), Mayor Linseed (Batman – TV), Mayor Clarence V. Royce (The Wire – TV), Mayor McDaniels (South Park – TV), Mayor Lucy Rodell (Friday Night Lights – TV), Mayor Wilkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer – TV), Mayor Ned McDodd (Horton Hears a Who! – 2008), Mayor Deebs (Roxanne – 1987), William Borg (Batman – 1989), Mayor Scott R. Pitcher (Mystery, Alaska – 1999), Mayor Ernie Cole (The Majestic – 2001), Mayor of Halloween Town (Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas – 1993), Mayor Barclay (Funny Farm – 1988), Mike Haggar (Final Fight – Video Game), Holling Vincoeur (Northern Exposure – TV), Jean Valjean (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), Sean “The Mayor” Casey (Cincinnati Reds), Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer (Futurama – TV), Mayor of the Altered State of Drugachusettes (Mr. Show – TV), Mayor Thaddeus Twiddlebug (Sesame Street – TV)

(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Apes/Gorillas/Orangutans – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Puppets/Live Action)
(see also C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Monkeys – Animated/Books)

#10 George (Rampage – Arcade Game – 1986)
#9 Ape (George of the Jungle – TV)#8 Thrilla Gorilla (T&C Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage – NES – 1988)#7 Igoo (Herculoids – TV)#6 Bananas Gorilla (The Busy World of Richard Scarry by Richard Scarry)#5 Bogey Orangutan (Shirt Tales – TV)#4 Louie (TaleSpin – TV)#3 Magilla Gorilla (The Magilla Gorilla Show – TV)#2 Grape Ape (The Great Grape Ape Show – TV)#1 Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong Video Games)Honorable Mention: King Louie (The Jungle Book – 1967), Bongo (Who Framed Roger Rabbit – 1988)