C-Dawg’s Top Ten Fictional Car Salesmen
August18
#10 Mad Man Mooney (The Muppet Movie – 1979)
#9 Gloria Trillo (The Sopranos – TV)
#8 Cowboy Bob (The Simpsons – TV)
#7 Simon (True Lies – 1994)
#6 Buddy Garrity (Friday Night Lights – TV)
#5 Ed Shohet (National Lampoon’s Vacation – 1983)
#4 Joey O’Brien (Cadillac Man – 1990)
#3 Ashley Schaeffer (Eastbound & Down – TV)
#2 Rudy Russo (Used Cars – 1980)
#1 Jerry Lundegaard (Fargo – 1996)
Honorable Mention: “Square Deal” Sam Beauregarde (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory – 1971), Marty Dwyer (Nine Months – 1995), Harry Wormwood (Matilda – 1996), Jeff (Used Cars – 1980), Roy L. Fuchs / Luke Fuchs (Used Cars – 1980), Don Ready (The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard – 2009), Jason Street (Friday Night Lights – TV), Emmitt “Al” Kriesel (All Commercials… A Steve Martin Special – TV), Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm – TV), Ben Selleck (The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard – 2009), Teddy Dang (The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard – 2009), Paul Vitti (Analyze This – 1999), Reggie (Suckers – 1999), Bobby Deluca (Suckers – 1999), Raymond Stoller (Breaking Away – 1979), Dunstan & Dudley (School for Scoundrels – 1960), Freddy “Rerun” Stubbs (What’s Happening Now!! – TV), Salesman (Weeds – TV), Anton Phillips (Dirty Work – 1998), Halbert ‘Hal’ Jackson (Made In America – 1993), Roger (That ’80s Show – TV), Roger Hicks (Dexter – TV), John Forbes (Alfred Hitchcock Presents: I’ll Take Care of You – 1959), Roger the Alien (American Dad! – TV), Lane Pratley (King of the Hill – TV), Tom Hammond (King of the Hill – TV)
#9 The General Lee (The Dukes of Hazzard)
#8 DRAG-U-LA (The Munsters)
#7 Canyonero (The Simpsons)
#6 Adobe (SNL)
#5 Wagon Queen Family Truckster (National Lampoon’s Vacation)
#4 Bluesmobile (The Blues Brothers)
#3 Batmobile (Batman)
#2 The Homer (The Simpsons)
#1 KITT (Knight Rider)
Honorable Mention: Christine (Christine), , Dastardly’s Mean Machine (Wacky Races), Mach 5 (Speed Racer), Gadgetmobile (Inspector Gadget), The Munster Koach (The Munsters), Flubbermobile (The Absent Minded Professor), Greased Lightning (Grease), DeathMobile (Animal House), Pursuit Special (Mad Max), Cole Trickle’s 51 (Days of Thunder), Lightning McQueen (Cars)